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November 01, 2007
The War on Bacon
First they came for the smokers
But I was not a smoker, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the movie theater popcorn
But I no longer attend the movies, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the Hardee's Thickburger
But there is no Hardee's in Maine, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the bacon
And I finally got mad enough to say 'you can take my bacon when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, you miserable nanny-staters!'
posted by Slublog at
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