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November 01, 2007

Don't You Just Hate It When Pigeons Defile Everything In Sight? [eddiebear]

Well, so do I. I can't stand going to a park knowing that the benches and play areas will be covered in bird droppings. I also hate the fact my car gets bombed on a daily basis by the pigeons that roost on the rooftop of my office.

Usually, I would take the care of the matter Texas Style, with a flurry of pellets flying in the air. But that can get messy and lead to broken windows and other property damage.

Needless to say, they are a huge problem in Staten Island, and a politician may have a solution:
Birth Control Medicine Put In Their Feed!

What could go wrong?


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