Set Your TIVO On Halloween

Fox Reality Channel will be featuring a new instant holiday classic, The Sorceress And The Sausage.

The show, which first aired in Britain in 2004, featured six men competing for the 21-year-old Mexican stunner. They were filmed in Ibiza, Spain, kissing and seducing Miriam for weeks before she revealed she was a pre-op transsexual - a she-male. One contestant punched out a producer and they all sued, claiming they'd been tricked and were devastated.

But he's so pretty! I can't believe a little thing like an extra complete set of wedding tackle would matter to a guy when he's looking at this:

Trick or Treat

Here's a link to one of the original negative reviews.

The reviews are a bit harsh. If two people fall in love, what does it matter if the lovely bride is hung like a bull elephant? Am I right? More to love.

Thanks to Spongeworthy.

[UPDATE - PA] If you're feeling a hotness in your pants maybe its your I-Pod.

...The iPod uses a lithium ion battery -- the same type of battery under recall for setting laptops on fire.

Williams said the fact is iPod Nano burst into flames while he was at work was bad enough, where he works could have been another issue. He works at a kiosk in Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.

“If TSA had come by and seen me smoking, they could have honestly thought I was a terrorist,” said Williams...

UPDATE 2 (Jack M.): "The Sorceress and the Sausage"? More like "The Princess and the Penis" if you ask me.

I'm telling you...when will Red Eye hire me to write for the show? Not just anyone can make these artfully crafted kinds of jokes, you know.

posted by Laura. at 10:23 AM

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