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October 02, 2007

Allison Stokke Interview

I'm just linking this because I'm all about breaking the national high school pole vault record.

It captivates me in a way the 4-minute mile once did for the nation.

The video avoids even a pandering glimpse of her body and legs, a tasteful decision I wholeheartedly applaud.*

* My method of applause usually tends to be hanging myself in the utility shed.

But for the sickies out there:


Not for me. She just doesn't have the bronzed, healthy skin that attracts me.

Since I've already supplied the cowbell, I might as well mention the Dow Jones Industrial Average hit a new record yesterday, and it's only a bit off the mark even in the face of rising oil prices and a disappointing homes report.

Thanks to Herosmith.

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