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October 01, 2007

Obama Has Campaign Cash Flying Out of His Ass

That's not as bad as flying monkeys.

$19MM raised in the past 3 months, a pace that could amount to $100MM this year.

"Cash, cash, cash cash cash"! "aides" exclaimed, while prancing around in one of those giant money bubble blower things, and rubbing each other down with Hamiltons and Jacksons.

Not bad.

Hillary says "piffle"!, and while not disclosing, "aides" hint she might have $20MM in the coffers in the period July to September.

Obama "aides" counter they could tack on another one million for use in the general election, so she ain't all that.

Not to be outdone, Edwards "aides" assert he has $12MM on hand, and another $10MM in federal matching funds on the way, take that beeyotch!

No word on the monastery car washes.

In other news, J-Mac is balancing the checkbook while pondering the wisdom of campaign finance reform, and Ron Paul recalculates reserves based on the latest commodity reports.


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