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July 30, 2007

I'm Retiring From Blogging

It's taken a while, but at last I have met my master. JimBimbo has defeated me. He's threatening to reveal to everyone I'll rewrite his posts to say how much he enjoys dick, and he's got some pretty incriminating evidence to that effect (namely, that I just said I would do exactly that).

Further, he's got all the screencaps of my Saving Private Beauchamp posts, and he's threatening to go public with them, unaware, apparently, that this is a public blog viewed by 15,000 or so people a day and also cached on Google. But those screencaps will be damning, somehow, or so he assures me.

I simply cannot carry on in this sort of environment where my lies and smears are so effectively exposed by this Mensa Chapter President, a man gifted with such transcendent genius that he is capable of, yes, splitting atoms... with his mind.

I blame you retards. When this subatomic psychokinetic fissionist was decimating me, where were you? Nowhere, that's where.

I don't know if you've been paying attention but we just got our asses kicked, man!

Thanks. Thanks for nothing.

Well, that's it for me. We had some laughs along the way, I'd like to think.

Seacrest, out.



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