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July 19, 2007
Pro-Wreslter John Kronus Found Dead; FoxNews Executives Sigh With Relief As An Entire Month of Programming Gets Filled In
No idea who this guy is. I look forward to FoxNews unraveling the mysterious mysteries of his mysterious mystery-death, however.
BREAKING: Geraldo suspects Kronus might have been taking steeeeriods. More on this fast-breaking mystery as it mysteriously develops.