Blackmailed NJ Beauty Queen Releases Photos

This photo, she says, is of herself being silly in a limo, doing a "skit from SNL."

I haven't bothered watching SNL very much over the last five years, but I've never seen this "skit" even on YouTube. Anyone know which gynocologically-oriented "skit" she's talking about? Was Harry Caray in a "Hey, Norm, I call my camel-toe 'Whiskers'" sketch I missed?

The rest are the usual stuff we see from Facebook... some drinking (all over-age, she says) some boob-touching, some sexy Halloween costumes and provocative poses.

Not really all that shocking, but a little bit rowdier than she was making it seem. That old expectations game bites you in the ass sometimes.

I question the timing-- she's releasing these photos just as America finds itself unable to concentrate on anything else besides David "Becks" Beckham.

Thanks to Riehl World View.

The Skit? This dates me, but there was, in the first few seasons, a recurring sketch where frequent guest host Buck Henry played an, um, pedophile uncle coming over to babysit for Gilda Radner and Lorraine Neumann, and he'd have them pose like this as he snapped pictures.

That sketch is almost older than me. Could this barely-legal chick possibly know about it?

"I Love It I Love It I Love It:" SarahW ID's the sketch. It was the Molly Shannon "Joyologist" sketch, a really annoying one I completely blocked out of my mind. And yeah, she did things like that.

posted by Ace at 10:27 PM

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