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July 12, 2007

Where Are All The Women At?

Turns out, all in my neck(s) of the woods. And yet I haven't enjoyed a "colorful and far-ranging sex life" since junior year in college, when I got to third base with a lighting rigger from Up With People. (Third base is "accidentally" brushing a tit with your elbow, right? That's how we always counted it in my posse.)

Notice Tennessee has a lot of women, at least in two areas, which I assume are Nashville and whatever other city Tennessee has in it. Knoxville or whatever. As does Washington, DC.

Notice also that LA/Hollywood is a full-on sausage hang.

Fred Thompson left Tennessee and DC for LA.

I'm not saying he's a homo. I'm just "airing the theory" that he made things awfully convenient for himself if he wanted to swing that way.


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