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July 09, 2007
Chewbacca Sexually Assaults Marilyn Monroe, Then Flees
I'm experiencing a strange disturbance... in my pants.
No? I've used that one before. Okay, how about: I find your lack of faith... arousing.
No?
Okay: "I'd sooner be sexually assaulted by a Wookie."
-- "That can be arranged!"
Well, look, Chewbacca didn't actually talk in the frickin' movies. It's not my fault.
Thanks to Tushar, I think.