|
||
Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 3/29/24 Daily Tech News 29 March 2024 No, Children, You're Wrong. Once Upon A Time There Was An ONT Lovebomb Cafe The Feds Investigated James Biden's Americore Transactions NYC Begins Handing Out Free Cash Cards to Illegal Aliens, Worth $1200+ Every Month Fire Alarm Puller Jamaal Bowman, Who Has Previously Pushed "Bush Did 911" Trutherism Conspiracy Theories, Now Claims That Jews Are Fabricating Evidence About Hamas' Rape Teams Federal Appeals Court Rules that Pennsylania Must Verify Signatures for Mail-In Voting Jon Stewart Defrauded New York By Severely Undervaluing Home, Depriving New York of the Property Taxes It Deserved Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024 Arlington, VA Details to follow Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« That's Not A Whippet; *This* Is A Whippet |
Main
| Die Hard: Very Short Review »
July 06, 2007
Viral Campaign Begins For "Top Secret" JJ Abrams ProjectAwesomely awesome with a side of fried awesome smothered in awesome-sauce. The handheld, in-scene "found document" photography is reminiscent of Blair Witch. So is the marketing campaign. Although it's bigger, with more corporate push behind it. It appears that a monster similar to Cthulhu (if not the Great Old One himself!) is chewing up Manhattan. This teaser -- with no name, just a release date -- is running before the Transformers move. The Gaming Life has links to the fake blogs and other online marketing sites and such. A blog about a lunatic prophet type, so well-known to Lovecraft readers, includes this post: The writings of a mad man Arguments are breaking out in the comments as to whether this is a true Lovecraftian thing or not; quite frankly, I have a sneaking suspicion the "arguments" are being waged between studio shills. Dave from Garfield Ridge sent this, suggesting that "Cthulhu" was the best guess; at first I doubted it, but this is definitely a Cthulhu-like mythos of madmen prophets and old gods returning to earth to wreak havoc. With numerous "posters" denouncing this notion as absurd -- despite these obvious analogues, despite the fact that even if this isn't Cthulhu, it's definitely faux Cthulhu -- I'm starting to think maybe this is a bona fide name-used-and-everything Cthulhu pic, not just a knockoff. Methinks the studio shills doth protest too much. If you're going to hew that close to the source material, why not just acknowledge the source and be done with it? I'm pretty sure all this is now public domain and Lovecraft's estate has no legal rights to the material any more, just a moral right; they ask for, rather than demand, compensation for use of this stuff. Puzzles... at this hype-blog. Dig the creepy music, but disappointed the secret of all the puzzles turned out to be "Buy more Ovaltine." More... at a Forbes blog. This quote appears at the "Ethan Haas" site, if you don't have Flash enabled: "...war came, no longer from the elemental nor from the star's rain of fire. The world was again remade, and the glow was as the coming of the sun upon the Earth. The children of the gods were again too few, scattered and divided and among them walked the ancients and those whose thoughts were not as to the towers and the marvels, but to the End and the destruction of the Earth and to the fires from which nothing could escape." Again, not exactly by the book Lovecraftian mythos, but close enough. Solutions to the puzzle-site's puzzles are here. An email back from one of the sites' propeitors read thus: It's not a person, it's a group, a very ancient sect. These are dangerous "people", be careful trying to dig too deep.... The Forbes blog concludes (as I did): ...all the viral "Ethan Haas" stuff seems to be pointing in a particularly awesome direction: all these references to "the ancients" and prophecies and the destruction of the Earth casts a distinctly Lovecraftian tone. Could Abrams be filming a Cthulhu movie? Cross your fingers --or tentacles, as the case may be. We should know pretty soon.
There is, in fact, a website clearly connected with the movie -- this site is called 1-18-08, the closest thing the unnamed movie has to an official title (its release date) -- but lacks all the Cthuluesque stuff in the Haas websites. I've been assuming all are connected, but perhaps they're not. | Recent Comments
18-1:
"Old saws no longer valid:
Is the Pope Catholic? ..."
rhennigantx: "Putting it all together, we now know - as the Phil ..." dantesed: "- - - - The AP After Reporting His Death Without V ..." Thomas Bender: "@189 >> Trans grandma able to breastfeed baby w ..." Cat Ass Trophy : "Joseph of Arimethia! ..." Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "[i]Louis Gossett Jr is still alive but he has anno ..." Lizzy[/i]: ">>[i]Okay, I'm going to give a Trump W this mornin ..." Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight: "He went off to Kathmandu. Posted by: Count de Mon ..." Humphreyrobot: "Twinkle nuts. That's the bad fairy. ..." Warai-otoko : "I'd laugh if the majority of crooked shit being do ..." Count de Monet: "They catch P.Diddy yet? More coffee... Posted ..." Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "[i]Well the Dark Money infusion - oh, I meant the ..." Recent Entries
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 3/29/24 Daily Tech News 29 March 2024 No, Children, You're Wrong. Once Upon A Time There Was An ONT Lovebomb Cafe The Feds Investigated James Biden's Americore Transactions NYC Begins Handing Out Free Cash Cards to Illegal Aliens, Worth $1200+ Every Month Fire Alarm Puller Jamaal Bowman, Who Has Previously Pushed "Bush Did 911" Trutherism Conspiracy Theories, Now Claims That Jews Are Fabricating Evidence About Hamas' Rape Teams Federal Appeals Court Rules that Pennsylania Must Verify Signatures for Mail-In Voting Jon Stewart Defrauded New York By Severely Undervaluing Home, Depriving New York of the Property Taxes It Deserved Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |