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April 19, 2007

Autoerotic Pet Tricks

This dog, I tell ya, is virtually human. He's on the cusp of watershed evolution.

Tool manipulation is a sign of advanced intelligence, right? Let there be no doubt this dog can manipulate his tool.

I'd splash a content warning, but this video has such profound scientific and metaphysical implications I don't believe it's necessary.

I'm pretty sure this is the most important post that's ever appeared on this site.

Thanks to Uncle Jefe.


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