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April 16, 2007

Imagine An Armed Citizenry

It's easy if you can...

Guns don't belong in the classrooms. They never will. Virginia Tech has a very sound policy preventing same.

-- A vice president of college relations at Va. Tech responding to an editorial stating the campus population was "unarmed and unprotected" in 2006.


Unarmed, Unprotected, and Unalarmed: One of Allah's last updates says that the university took over two hours to warn students there was a spree killer on the loose.

I imagine they'll say they didn't want to "alarm" students. Erm, I'm sorry, but when someone's going around murdereing everyone in sight, that's more or less the time for "alarm."

Pretty much the reason the concept of the "alarm" was invented in the first place, in fact.

Notified By Email At 9:30: According to a student interviewed on Cavuto. Two hours after the inital spree.


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