England Sick: British Clan, Including *Children,* Declared Official "Faggot Family"

The Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots

That's the actual caption that runs with the picture on the BBC's site, by the way. Note how nonjudgmental it is about all this, as if this is perfectly normal behavior.

This is disgusting. Where are Britian's child protection agencies? Where is the outrage?

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of.... faggots.

Yeah, like we need any more of that, huh? Isn't Queer as Fuck enough for you people?

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

Should make for a lovely Christmas card. I bet gramps & grans will be so very proud of what you've become.

If the parents want to "swing" with same-sex partners, that's their right as adults, I get. But how can underage children consent to such perversion?

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the [faggot].

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

How long before that audition tape makes it to YouTube, I wonder? It's like the Aristocrats -- for real.

Defining deviancy down. And I didn't think it could get any lower.

"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

It helps to know that in British slang, the "Cornish pasty," the "Yorkshire pudding," and "Haggis and fish and chips" are all unspeakably deviant sex acts, and "dishes" is Cockney rhyming slang for such acts. I think it comes from "frigging the fishes," which becomes "dishes," for whatever stupid reason.

I don't know how it works. Cockneys are retards.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

Jesus. He's not even ashamed. He just flat-out puts it out there. "A great belly warmer." Yeah, I'll be it is, buddy. But you know what? I think I'll pass, if it's all the same to you. My belly's been pretty cold for my whole life, and I think I'll just keep it that way.

Oh, I'm sorry -- does that make me a "hater"?

The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas...

That was a little bit of gratuitous sexual detail, wasn't it?

The competition was organised by [a] faggot producer...

Of course it was. That's the way the media works most of the time. How the hell do you think Groove Is In The Heart got played eighty billion times?

Thanks to Del.

posted by Ace at 11:43 AM

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