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April 12, 2007

Fatwa: Nudity During Marital Sex Annuls The Marriage

Now I see why the Muslim world's population is growing so briskly. They've eliminated the chief impediment to sex: Fear of the Vagina.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University’s faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), “being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage”.

This brings Islam into accordance to the teachings of the Prophet "Diamond" Dave Roth (pbuh), who stated, in Sura 8, Verse 5:

I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.

I’ve always liked those kind of high heels too. you know, I ...

No no no no, don’t take ’em off, don’t take... leave ’em on, leave ’em on.

Other scholars were far more liberal, however:

For his part, Al-Azhar’s fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

Can't drop that reference without linking this, of course


Thanks to someone and ABW.


Bonus: Bacon in a Koran? CAIR calls for an investigation into this "hate crime," despite, you know, that putting bacon in a Koran is not technically a crime, and therefore, you know, cannot be a hate crime, or any other sort of crime.

Malcious? Hostile? Intended to provoke? Yes. It's called speech.

And we were allowed to engage in it, back in the days before Islam became the Official State Religion.

I'm not joking about this anymore: This is precisely the treatment a real official state religion would get. If there is no difference between how an official state religion would be treated, and how Islam is currently being treated, then we do, in fact, now have an all-but-declared official state religion.

Now the FBI has not actually begun a hate crime investigation. But I have little doubt they will.

Thus acknowleging that the defacement of Islam's holy text -- and no other holy text -- is a crime.


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