Brown Person Appears On YouTube; Scares The Living Truth Into Me

If they're using our technology -- what hope do we have against them?!!?

That grim realization aside, it's a good video.

First, he notes the leftist media loves reporting on US casualties and yet never tells us about the casualties our heroes have inflicted on the enemy.

Second, he apologizes to the troops for the Democrats' and liberal media's (but I repeat myself) constant denigrating of the military, and offers them heartfelt thanks.

Thrid, and best of all, he does not reach through the computer screen, eyes flashing with savage abandon, and cut my face off with a prison shiv.

So, it's win-win-win.

White Knuckle Time: He seems to hail from Massachusetts.

Pardon me while I say a prayer.

"I know I don't talk to you enough, and only when I need something or I'm afraid, but if you can hear me: Please protect me from this scary brown person, Kevin McHale. Please box him out to keep him from driving into my personal key."

(And thanks to the Simpsons (the older, funnier version) for that joke.

posted by Ace at 04:21 PM

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