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March 30, 2007
Stupid: Internet Body Rejects .xxx Domain
Is it just me, or is the easiest, most effective way to block porn from kids simply banning an entire extension like .xxx?
People are stupid, and they like to live in a pretend world. A pretend world, for example, where porn doesn't exist, and Seattle Slough can pay $40 a year to live a "carbon neutral lifestyle."
The U.S.-based Internet governing body rejected a proposal on Friday to create an adults-only zone on the internet, or a .XXX domain.
Supporters of an .XXX domain argued it would make it easier to confine sex sites and filter them out. Opponents argued it would make pornography on the Internet easier to find.
It's so difficult to find right now. I mean -- Google It! You cannot find any Google references at all for "pooter." Oh, wait, you can find almost 500,000.
And I made up that stupid word.
Bill Quick think he's so cool for inventing "blogosphere."
Hah. Piker.
Home of Pooter Media: See, with adult sites given a .xxx domain, no one would run into this sort of disappointment.
The More You Know: The scientific definition:
>well, since it's gone, i can now ask a really dumb question:
> what's a pooter?
I studied Science to intermediate level in secondary school, including Biology. We had exactly one field trip in three years, into the school grounds, where we were armed with Pooters. A Pooter is a small container with two plastic tubes coming out of it. One of them is covered with gauze on the end inside the container. The idea is that you suck through this one while pointing the other one at various of God's Little Creatures, which find themselves rudely transported into your container for future study. Of course the two tubes look very much alike, and if you then suck through the wrong one you get a mouthful of insects.
There's probably a moral.
Éamonn
"Who dares gets a mouthful of earwigs."
"Plus ca change, plus c'est un cafard dans la gueule."
"A louse in the pooter is worth two in the mouth."
"Quis custodiet ipsos pedes?"
"All's well that poots well."
"Look before you suck."