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March 22, 2007

Report: Charges To Be Dropped Against Duke Non-Rapists, Possibly Tomorrow

Interesting detail: the "victim" will be called in tomorrow has been called in today for a last chat with prosecutors.

Allah thinks it's to give her one last chance to explain how she was wasn't raped by 20 a dozen five three twozero guys with moustaches and red hair and weighing 300 pounds with a light five o'clock shadow, brown hair, and weighing "approximately as much as a college lacrosse player might weigh, whatever that might be."


It's to give the "victim" a diginity and courtesy she doesn't deserve -- first notice of the case being dropped, and an overly kind explanation for the state's decision.

Because they just don't have the onions to say what we all have known for a half year: She's a half-crazy drugged-out hooker and a God-damned liar. (And I choose my words carefully. Mean every one of them.)

What the prosecutors should do in tomorrow's meeting is inform the "victim" she's being charged with filing a false police report, obstruction of justice, perjury, and anything else they can throw at her. But of course they don't have the balls to do that, and life is rarely so just.

Correction: The meeting with prosecutors is today, not tomorrow. And Megyn Kelly says she's already been summoned.

She also says the "victim" just wants the case to end.

Yeah, I'll bet she does.

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