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March 13, 2007

Not Gay, "Ghey" -- Completely Different Word

Given that this site is inhabited (and authored) by mouth-breathing morons, I have to point out when one of you knuckle-draggers elevates up to third-grade level.

Farmer Joe on the Mormon girl suspended for saying "It's so gay:"

Her defense should be that she wasn't saying "gay", she was saying "ghey", which, although it sounds exactly like "gay" is not actually "gay", it's a completely different word: "ghey". She should then accuse her accusers of being homophonophobes.

Related: General Peter Pace's head demanded on a platter by the hysterical left for calling homosexuality "immoral," like adultery.

Guys? You may disagree. Hell, I may disagree. (In fact, I do.)

But this, um, screeching sissymary act is sort of off-message, isn't it?

And Yet Again: Now Tony Dungy, who advanced race relations one hundred years by winning the Super Bowl (okay, maybe he didn't, but that's the way buffoons were talking), is derided as an "ANTI-GAY BIGOT" for daring to speak in front of an "anti-gay group."

The group was the Indiana Family Institute, whose website includes this nugget:

...[as members of the Indiana Family Institute] we have opposed all efforts to create or advance special civil or legal rights for homosexuals.

Again, a measured, manly response to this is probably the best course of action to take.

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