The Death Star Truther Movement Gains Momentum

Dave sends this funny bit about "uncomfortable questions" raised about the "official story" regarding the destruction of the Death Star. Which is ironic, because even *I* recognize this as old. But it's still funny, and maybe some haven't seen it yet.

Of course, they miss a key piece of evidence: All records of the Death Star indicate that, as far as we know, there was not a single Jew aboard it at the time of its destruction.

In fact, the only Jew we know was there shortly before its destruction -- Princess Leia Organa (I know, I know, doesn't sound Jewish, but those people change their names, you know) -- was "rescued" from the station by four-man force employing deceptions and tactics so ludicrous as to practically scream "inside job."

Even this subversive Jewess herself noted, "It was too easy. They let us get away." Almost taunting us with the real truth behind the destruction of this wondrous symbol of Imperial power.

He also comments on Hollywood's "new" discovery of environmental villains, and notes the effect of the "more sophisticated entertainment" The China Syndrome was to increase carbon dioxide creation which now threatens our very lives.

Thanks, Hollywood! You killed us all! Nice work!

Chewbacca? Do I even have to say it?

posted by Ace at 07:05 PM

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