Global Warming Alert: Cows Become Carnivorous, Chomping Down On Chickens

It's like our whole world's been turned upside down due to Halliburton, which is almost certainly attempting to xenoform our world to be more comfortable for our coming alien overlords, like in The Arrival.

When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame - until he discovered his calf making a meal of his poultry.

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"To catch the culprit, Moloy got up very early ... and to his disbelief found that it was his calf which came out from the cow shed and was eating the chickens alive," Debjyoti Chatterjee, a local resident who filmed the calf eating a chicken, said Thursday.

The local veterinarian was at a loss for an explanation.

"I've never read or heard about cows turning carnivorous," said Mihir Tripathy. "They eat grass and other vegetarian food but not fish or other non-vegetarian stuff."

PETA just issued a press release stating that this cow was now "officially on our s-list."

I think they just taught the cow to eat chicken as part of this movie's viral marketing campaign (graphic carnivorous-sheep violence warning):

Thanks to Pupster.

posted by Ace at 03:50 PM

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