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January 17, 2007

An Idea Too Good Not To Steal

Funny post by co-blogger Levy about Steven Seagal today over at The Daily Gut.

Like anyone else, in my spare time I like to come up with Steven Seagal movie titles. Obviously they have to be three words in length, and you have to be able to say "Steven Seagal is" before them. Here are some to get you started!

Steven Seagal is ... Under The Weather


Steven Seagal is ... Eating For Two


Steven Seagal is ... Priced To Move

I'll take the bait and steal Ace's schtick while I'm at it:

Top Ten Direct-to-DVD Movies Of Steven Seagal:

1. Steven Seagal is...Pinching A Loaf

2. Steven Seagal is...Rubbing One Out

3. Steven Seagal is...Perplexed By Fractions

4. Steven Seagal is...Refusing To Shower

5. Steven Seagal is...Watching "Cool Runnings"

6. Steven Seagal is...In Time Out

7. Steven Seagal is...Trying On Sweaters

8. Steven Seagal is...Allergic To Dairy

9. Steven Seagal is...Scoffing At Cripples

10. Steven Seagal is...Definitely Not Reading

Add your own in the comments. You know you want to.

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