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January 10, 2007
Dracula's Castle (The Real One) On Market; $78 Million Will Get You A Charming Fixer-Upper With Plenty Of Storage Space For Impaling Pikes
Donald Trump is said to be interested in acquiring the notorious property, though he isn't sure that "Castle Dracula" is strong enough brand name to attract rentors.
So he's going to call it "Castle Trump." And throw in a yuuuuge golf course and lots of gorgeous, tasteful bronzes of Donald Trump naked-wrestling with jaguars.
(I have no independent confirmation that Trump has any interest whatsoever in the property.)