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January 01, 2007

Some Funny Stuff...

...going on over at IsraellyCool.

First up, there's a new fragrance on the market in Lebanon:

A new perfume carrying the "scent of resistance" and celebrating Hizbullah's "divine victory" has been released on the market in Lebanon, according to a report which appeared in the Lebanese Daily Star last week..."Apparently, the scent of resistance is a strong and musky one that comes with a single pledge – 'a truthful' one," the report added.

Strong and musky? A Lebanese man? The devil you say!

Still, this could be lucrative. They could even market it in the West Bank; all they'd have to do would be to add the subtle odor of people throwing rocks.

Anyway, AussieDave's got another good post too: The Top Ten Separated At Births from 2006.

Here's a taste: Palestinian police and Chimney Sweeps.

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They're all good, so be sure to hit the link.

posted by AndrewR at 06:32 PM

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