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December 22, 2006

Stupid Truther Tricks

This blog reports on a jagoff named "Spook" who builds crappy models of the WTC, kicks them with his foot, and then conclusively, scientifically deduces that airplane impacts couldn't have cause the Towers to fall.

Cause, you know, he precisely calibrated his kick and all.

These genii think that the WTC buildings were brought down with "Star Wars Beam Weapons," and say they can prove it.

They are especially hilarious when they present "proof" of the laser theory by noting that torched cars were found half a mile away on the FDR highway, finding it highly suspicious that these "toasted cars" (as they call them) seem to have been towed to the FDR highway and neatly parked along the shoulder. When people point out the cars were in fact towed from the WTC site and parked there (to allow emergency vehicles to get in), these Mensa Chapter Presidents then say no, that's implausible, it's much more likely they were collateral damage from a space laser.

Truther Moron: "Doesn't appear almost as if these toasted cars were towed and neatly parked on the FDR?"

Normal Person: "Umm, yeah, it does appear that way. Because they were towed and parked on the FDR."

Truther Moron: "No, that's just crazy-talk. They were toasted by a space laser precisely where they are."

Normal Person: "You just said it looked like they'd been towed and parked."

Truther Moron: "Only to the untrained eye."

Normal Person: "No, to any eye."

Truther Moron: "Space laser."

Normal Person: "Tow truck."

Truther Moron: "Space laser."

Normal Person: "Look, what's more technologically plausible? A super-advanced ultra-powerful Death Star space laser, or a fucking $30,000 tow truck?"

Truther Moron: "A space laser. There is no evidence of these 'tow-trucks' you speak so knowingly of."

Collected up from a WuzzaDem slam of these stupid,fucking bugfuck-crazy sub-cretinous maniacal drooling retards.

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