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December 19, 2006

Trump Gives Miss Gutterskank USA A Second Chance

Says she was just "caught up in the whirlwind of New York" when she was allegedly screwing club promoters in bathrooms for drugs, apparently unaware that she's had a reputation for this sort of thing even back in her little heartland hometown of Russell, Ky.

He says "some" of what's been reported about her isn't true.

I'd say that means "most" of it is true. If not all of it.

Screwing a lot of guys is... well, dirty, but I guess they could give that a pass. It's the sex-for-drugs virtual prostitution thing that's the killer. How she gets a pass on this I don't know.

More at Allah Pundit. My theory? The moment she's fired, she goes into porn, and Trump wants a "decent interval" between her reign as Miss USA and that inevitability.

I guess this is the reason they so rarely choose genuinely-hot chicks as pageant winners.

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