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December 18, 2006

Behavioral Profiler Shocker: Ipswitch Strangler Hooked On Bondage, Violent Sex Acts

No offense, but does anyone else believe he or she could take over as a behavioral profiler on 24 hours notice? Ummm, white male, 20-35 years old, lives alone, is kind of weird, probably enjoys killing people.

DETECTIVES hunting the Ipswich Ripper believe he is hooked on bondage and extremely violent sex acts.

The maniac may have been well known to the five murdered prostitutes - having paid each large sums in the past to satisfy his perverted S&M obsession. Murder squad officers are questioning a handful of men but are especially anxious to speak to a Scotsman in his 50s who drives a large black car and may live locally. They have been told he paid Ripper victim Paula Clennell up to 350 a time to beat her with a cane - and once left her badly injured.

A source said yesterday: "This man is believed to have a fetish for violent kinky sex.

"Some witnesses claimed he attacked 24-year-old Paula so violently on one occasion she was unable to work for several days.

"It could be pure coincidence but at this stage detectives are ruling nothing out."

One theory police are working on is that part of the killer's savage S&M routine involves choking the girls to give himself a sexual thrill.

The source added: "Bondage and fetishes has become a key line of questioning.

"Obviously, whoever did this probably did not have conventional sexual tastes."

Don't judge me.

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