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December 13, 2006

My Vagina Is Magical

I've been drinking soy.

Actually, that's in reference to this woefully bad rap video in which women who can neither sing nor rap (nor allure) sing about their "diagonal eye."


It's so awful on every level. But here's one way it's awful: it's trying to do a gangsta rap thing braggodocio about how magical their, um, gynies are, and how they're so spectacular, but then they have to do the PC-Sisterhood-of-Solidarity thing and assure the listener that while the singers' snootches are the best, everyone's pooter is the best too.

They're all best, and all equal.

Not safe for work, really. It's so stupid you maybe could get away with it, but maybe best not to try.

Via someone who really wishes he could post this on his own site.

Also... Not sure what they're going for by representing the vagina by an upside-down Star Trek insignia.

On Further Review: 1, definitely not safe for work.

2, there's only one chick, not two. The video quality is so bad I couldn't tell it was just the same chick.

3, I don't know if this is serious. It's so absurd that it might be intended as a joke. Which would make it 20% less funny.

But still funny.

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posted by Ace at 11:46 PM

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