Last Post on Gwyneth

Just posting this because this is the real issue, and one I wondered about myself earlier. I almost posted this before, but decided against it.

But now there's a controversy about it, so I will.

There's an argument over whether Gwyneth Paltrow has a rack or not.

A commenter complimented her on her "lungs," and another commenter asked, "Are you sure you know who Gwyenth Paltrow is?"

I thought I knew the answer. The answer, I thought, was "No." But I am baffled by this picture in the Daily Mail article I linked:

A super WonderBra? Make-up in the cleavage to give the illusion of depth? I don't know. I know women say they really can work miracles with a WonderBra, but I find this all very confusing.

And so -- a new controversy swirls.

Whether or not she has a rack, it doesn't change the fact she looks like the "special" offspring of Sissy Spacek and the Banjo Mutant from Deliverance.

posted by Ace at 12:56 PM

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