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December 04, 2006

The Magic Cone: Advancing Women By 100,000 Years Of Evolution (Almost Closing the Gap With Men)

This story's actually a little old, but if you haven't read about it, there's a new whatsit called "The Magic Cone" that allows women to, uh, pee standing up.

The way they're supposed to. Not squatting down on the earth like baboons and circus bears.

I'm linking it because Cake or Death is a good blog, and this time around, there's an illustration about how to use your new rolled-paper penis.

Step Six shows her disposing of the urine-soaked paper in a nearby trash can. Just in case you weren't sure if you were supposed to carry your own waste around with you in your handbag.


Bonus! There's an animation, too.

It's hentai-hot.


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