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November 26, 2006

Real Estate Agent Tells It Like It Is

Julian Bending's blunt descriptions of his properties have been causing a stir.
In contrast to the usual flowery language, Julian warns prospective buyers of the "pong" in one house, adding: "It's difficult to imagine a more disgusting house."

Julian, 40, of Glastonbury, Somerset, describes others as "wonderfully grubby", "overlooking hairy-a***d builders" and "would suit witch".

A two-bedroom terrace in Glastonbury is advertised as "having all the charm and poise of a vicar on crack".

I bet the guy does a lot of sitting around thinking up new and interesting verbal slams. Its a gimmick, but a good one.

His customers are pleased that he isn't one of those realtors that waste their time by lying about unsuitable properties. He claims that the sellers are grateful too, that they don't have to deal with people coming around who aren't interested in a good strong pong.

This article contains a few more of his funny quips.

posted by Laura. at 11:39 AM

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