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Black Helicopter Alert: Truther Posts On Government's Attempt To Poison/Kill Him On Old Post At Riehl WorldI suppose this could be by someone else, just written to discredit the named guy. Whatever. Too good not to post. [Name redacted] and I were forced to move our home-office [redacted], following another attempt on [name redacted]'s life that landed him in intensive care in a [redacted] hospital. He survived the poison gas attack but continues to suffer high blood pressure, extreme fatigue, itching under the scalp, shortness of breath and other symptoms of the bio-toxin/poison gas that was injected into his home just prior to hospitalization. In unrelated news, almost all of these symptoms -- a weak constitution, fatigue, headlice -- are associated with loser dweebs who sit in front of their fucking computers all day long and never see the light of day. (This is true of me, too, but I'm quitting smoking, so that's something.) These attempted murders, stalking, harassment, illegal surveillance and oppression continue to be ignored by law enforcement authorities at all levels of U.S. government. Although, since we made our initial disclosures about the "9-11 inside job"---trememendously great evidence has surfaced proving the truth of our allegations. The "9-11" Truth Movement continues to grow and expose the rogues within the U.S. government who planned and executed the "false flag" murders of neary 3,000 Americans on this terrible day. Wow. He not only determined (apparently without medical confirmation, as we'd have heard about that) that this was a "poison," but on top of it, a "bio-toxin poison." Who knew these Truthers are so hella-competent at identifying exotic black-ops poison types? Need I say for the thousandth time that almost all of this is the ego-driven need of an intellectually and socially insecure person to convince himself that not only does he possess "secret knowlege" that "the sheeple" don't, but that he is, by virtue of such intellectual might, an extraordinarily important person meriting attempts on his very life by the US government? There's a thin line between ordinary jagoff conspiracy-mongering and diagnosable paranoid schizophrenia (with a touch of megalomania tossed in for good measure), and most of these nasty creeps seem to have crossed it. I wouldn't mind tasering these sonsabitches back to sanity. PS: And again, I restate my firm belief that a schizophrenic can be diagonsed in five minutes just by counting the "number" of "quotation marks" he feels "required" to "use" in order to "express" "himself." Caps-locking perfectly normal words doesn't HELP much, EITHER. | Recent Comments
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