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November 15, 2006

Kevin Federline's Open Love Letter To Britney -- And All Da Ladies Out There

Classy.

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads: Today I’m a free man Ladies look out F--k a wife Give me my kids B-tch! --Kevin Federline

Yeah, divorce is traumatic. Still.

The greatest divorce ever.

Not one of those amicable Cruise-Kidman breakups. But a real trailer-park tempest.

Thanks to The Political Pitbull.


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