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November 10, 2006

Naked Man Arrested For Carrying Concealed Weapon

Where could a naked man possibly conceal a weapon?

Yeah. You know it.

A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path near a train station, police said.

Happy days -- when the Democrats take the Congress, this will only get you a ticket.

John Sheehan, 33, was initially arrested for indecent exposure, but when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool.

The other tool.

Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon in his ass, which is considered an "aggravating circumstance" to the crime, because it makes the weapon all smelly.

I added that last bit. But it really should be on the books.

This guy was paroled. The state decided he was no longer likely to re-offend.

America is doomed.

A hat-tip is owed here, but I really don't know where I got this from.


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