Man Lights Firecracker In Ass

Police express "shock" and "bafflement" that this action results in injuries.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone.
The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white
flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned
from Iraq.

Bill Maher reacted by blaming Bush, "outing" outgoing RNC head Ken Mehlman, and then fucking his six hundredth hooker.

Funny, Bill Maher always seems to wear boots with big, big, huge heels. The kind of heels that would give Prince vertigo.

Is he a cowboy? Just curious. You know, with those big ginormous heels. Just wondering if he wears them because after the show he jets up to Wyoming and herds cattle.

I mean -- you have to figure there's some reason he's wearing heels approximately three feet tall.

See what I mean? Unless he's a cowboy or something, it just doesn't make any damn sense.

posted by Ace at 12:36 AM

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