The Once And Future Most Downloaded Woman On The Internet

Politics, schmolitics. I've been waiting to see Cindy Margolis naked for six or seven years.

I have a strict (or semi-strict) policy against linking this sort of thing, but 1) I'm double insulated (first you have to go to Agent Bedhead, then to another site), and 2) it's Cindy Margolis, and seriously, I've really wanted to see her cans for a long, long time.

Today is a wonderful day. Did John Kerry arrange this for me, too? (Content warning-- duh!)

Okay... reactions.

It's a little like waiting all year for a toy at Christmas and then realizing two minutes in it's not all that.

I'm not saying I wouldn't hit that. I would. I'm just saying my coefficient of hitting that shit just isn't as high as it once was.

Oh I'm not saying the coefficient of hitting that shit has become a trivial number. It's definitely nontrivial. It's just not a geometrically-increasing coefficient of hitting that shit anymore.

Link Fixed. Sorry! Just had an extra character in there.

posted by Ace at 12:13 AM

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