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September 15, 2006

Grieving Widow Cuts Off, Pickles Dead Husband's Gurkin

The ultimate tribute to a dead man:

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

...

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

She was arrested for mutilation of a corpse, but honestly, she was married to the guy for 35 years. She owned it as much as he did. And it's not like he needed it anymore.

He didn't die in jihad, after all.

(Note it's The Sun, so this is, you know, dubious.)

Thanks to PetiteDov, who recounts her 9/11 conversion.


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