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September 13, 2006
Whitney Houston And Bobby Brown File For Divorce
  
She cites "irreconcilable differences;" he counter-files, citing "The bitch keeps smokin' all my crack"
Sad, sad news.  I'm sure no one saw this coming.  I haven't been this surprised by a celebrity break-up since Robin Givens announced on live tv that sometimes she feared Mike Tyson "might actually eat [her]."
Thanks to IreneFingIrene, who questions the timing, and suspects this is a Rove-orchestrated manuever to lure Osama bin Ladin out of his cave.