WSJ: Moron bloggers will kill your traffic and your readers will drop you faster than a used rubber [Thomas Jefferson]

Or words to that effect.

You can carefully choose your vacation replacements, like Malkin and Instapunderit. Or as See-Dub notes, you can corral a bunch of feces-flinging monkeys to watch the store.

Takes a pair of brass ones to make that second choice. Or two bottles of Valu-rite vodka in less than 24 hours.

I blame the VR. So do any of you reading my moron posts.

I calls em as I sees em. And if I don't sees em, I makes em up.

h/t to See-Dubya at JunkyardBlog, who coined the phrase "feces-flinging monkeys who post nothing but music videos" and you'll notice I didn't post a goddam one of em.

Well, he said most of that.

I think he works at a zoo or something.

He has a fabulous smoking jacket. Ladies, I'm talking fabulous.

posted by Ace at 12:01 AM

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