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August 28, 2006
Is This Something?
I don't know if this is anything. It's about Tara Reid, who I don't know and don't care about, Paris Hilton, who I do know and wish I didn't, and the pecking order in Hollywood, which has about as much relevance to my life as the heft of a polar bear's left testicle.
Still, it's sort of educational. Tara Reid now gets dinged by Hollywood velvet-rope goons and forced to wait outside with the plebes as if she were... well, Tara Reid.
Even more educational: Trendy Hollywood nightclubs play Footloose.
Make sure you don't click on the video link beneath this one, because that shows Lindsey Lohan sunbathing in a skimpy bikini.
Thanks to Stephanie, who has that college football pool a lot of you were asking for.