Innocent, Wholesome Sex-Doll Swimming Race Turns Sordid When One Contestant Takes Liberties With His "Partner"

Warning: contains pictures and also paragraphs like these:

“I was shocked, I think it was an expression of his great desire to win,� Osipov’s friend said. The jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll.

The jury found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him.

Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming, organizers say.

I'm glad that someone is enforcing standards of behavior in this increasingly licentious world.

Still -- Hot. Very, very hot.

I think I just saw signs of recent sexual activity in my pants.

What's amazing to me is that you can be in a race, swimming hard, surrounded by a hundred other dudes swimming and churning the water, and still think to yourself, "You know, it's been at least six hours since I put my penis inside of anything. Oh-- well look at that! How the hell did I miss that?"

And what's this? "I think it was an expression of his great desire to win."

They have prizes for this? If only someone had told me. I'd have a mantle full of golden statuettes of a locked bathroom door.

Thanks to Larwyn.

posted by Ace at 04:42 PM

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