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August 27, 2006

Ace of Spades Alternate Theme Song

After Motorhead's Ace of Spades, of course.

And after "Everybody Has Had More Sex Than Me."

And after the "More Cowbell" theme. (Courtesy of Blaster's Blog.)

And after Allah's filthy mash-up of Pat O'Brien's sex tapes with Lionel Ritchie's Hello, of course.

But after those, here's the fifth Ace of Spades theme, by Dan Collins.

Based on a Billy Joel song. Figures.

AoS Commenter's Song
(to Billy Joel's "Allentown")

Well, we're hanging out at Ace of Spades,
Being "witty" when we'd rather get laid,
And we're yakking bout some old sci fi:
"Set it for stun? Maximum ghey!"
And we're hanging out of Ace of Spades.

Now I'm commenting on polar bears' balls,
Getting pastier within these four walls,
And my bike is rusting in the shed--
Tires are flat, pump is mislaid.
But I'm commenting at Ace of Spades.

Hey the topic's really relevant now,
So I'm going off and having a cow.
And I won't be going out today-----
Cuz I'm hanging out at Ace of Spades!

Then some leftie troll is busting my nuts,
Telling me how much it thinks I'm teh putz.
And I try to reason with this ass,
Then I get mad, say something crass.
And I'm flaming here at Ace of Spades.

On the Usenet, if you really got hot,
You had a chance to give as good as you got.
Then something happened when they brought in MySpace:
Some ugly woman asks that you rate her face!

Yeah, I'm bitching how I'm left high and dry,
When my girl left me for some other guy.
Well I stupidly had thought it real,
Dumping my load, trying to heal.

Yeah, her love was like a 7-faced die,
And she really had a talent for lies.
After eight beers I can write with flair,
Baring my soul, as if you cared.
And I lost my ish at Ace of Spades.

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posted by Ace at 12:24 PM

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