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August 24, 2006

Penis Pump Guy: I Said "Pump," Not "Bomb"
Security Guard: No, You Clearly Said "Bomb"

A judge has ruled there is sufficient evidence to go forward with charges.

Apparently, he said "bomb" twice.

This is fun:

"Come on -- what do you think?" said Amin, who lives in Skokie and works for a janitorial service.
Amin may not want his mother to know he has a penis pump, but he said he doesn't consider it an unusual device to own.

"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Ahem. I don't know about "half." I don't know about 1%, for that matter.

But it's nice to see this Asian fellow embracing the American Spirit, at least by way of the Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM).

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Penis Pump Guy: I Said "Pump," Not "Bomb"Security Guard: No, You Clearly Said "Bomb"

Penis Pump Guy: I Said "Pump," Not "Bomb"
Security Guard: No, You Clearly Said "Bomb"