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August 22, 2006
Youth Of Undetermined Ethnic Extraction Terrorizes Tourists With (Fake) Gun At Arc De Triomph
I'm still waiting for confirmation this boy from a "slum in Northern Paris" is actually a "brown person" before I go onesies or twosies in my Garanimals.
Update/Correction: It wasn't a fake gun, it was a compressed air pistol.
My Cheeks Are Burning Correction: I meant he was terrorizing tourists, not "terrorists."
God. What the hell is wrong with me? I think I'm smart, but there's a strong case to be made I'm merely a "trainable."