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August 22, 2006

Conservative Pants-Pissers


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You should be comforted to know, that even with the threat of terrorism, your wife's chances of being killed on a plane are infinitesimally small.
Much smaller than her risk of dying on the drive home.

Just because her plane was diverted in response to a crazy person, and escorted to its landing spot by fighter jets, is no reason to freak out. Don't be sucked in by the fearmongerers.

(I don't know about this message of yours, Progressives. I don't think he's listening to me.)

T. lands a direct hit in the comments:

First they keep hammering the point about how terrorism is a remote occurrence that is exaggerated by fear-mongers. Then when 9/11 funding is cut to NY, they cry about how Bush is abandoning them to the terrorists....wait, I thought terrorism was an exaggeration by fear mongers? Why do you care if money is scaled back. Now, months later, they're back to their "there is no terrorist threat" mantra. How brain-dead do you have to be to follow the progressive talking points?

To be fair, T., if it weren't for Republicans, there would be no terrorists. If you'll look back in your copy of History: An Alternative Reality, you'll see that Islamic extremism formed as a reaction to the founding of the Republican party in 1854.


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