Man With Two Penises Getting One Removed

This is your so-called "medicine"? Removing one penis instead of just attaching it end-to-end to the other one?

500 years of "science" and they're still the same butchers they were during the Middle Ages.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

I don't care who you are, that's hot.

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There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

Such a shame. Seems like the perfect man for this woman, who says she has two vaginas:

You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

It would be fantastic. Sadly, it is not to be. If only I had been more on top of things, I could have gotten these two together. I blame myself.

On a related note, I was just at a party where someone was talking about a guy in college who had two, uhhh, squeakholes, and used to display them as a kind of party trick.

I'm not kidding, and I don't think they were either. And it wasn't a friend of a friend deal; they knew this guy, and saw the Dual Exhaust Ports upclose and personal.

Thanks to the Malcontent, who has the video of George Takei's bit on the Shatner roast. He thinks it was the best part of the (pretty lame) night; I don't know. A lot of very hack, can-see-it-coming-a-mile away jokes, and they weren't helped by his... painfully... slow... delivery.

The best roast was of Jerry Stiller, because most everybody ripped Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo. The jokes are all the same -- whore, homo, fat, drunk, druggie, old, etc. -- but one sort of joke is an evergreen I love. The "You have no career, who are you?" joke, which was frequently deployed during the Jerry Stiller roast. That one always gets me.

Best joke of the night: Jeffrey Ross saying, "Gene Siskel was going to review Ben Stiller's & Janeane Garofalo's Mystery Men, but he took the coward's way out."

Funny, because it's true.

posted by Ace at 12:38 PM

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