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August 20, 2006

For By The Children: 47-Year-Old "Kids" Pen Portland "Children's Bill of Rights"

Chuck wants me to make with the funny, but I can't. Too tired.

The "children" of Portland supposedly wrote themselves a Bill of Rights. You can read the "children's" work here.

I'm surprised they didn't go into great detail about reforming OSHA workplace rules, or weigh in on accelerated depreciation schedules for new purchases of equipment for tungsten* mining and, of course, smelting.

Is this the sort of maudlin, manipulative bullshit the lefties are using to peddle their agenda? Do we on the right now have to begin faking up a "Children's Manifesto on the Inherently Confiscatory and Anti-Growth Nature of the Death Tax," written by "Billy," "Susie," and "Li'l Stevie" under the "supervision" of the Heritage Foundation?

For crying out loud. Just when I think American politics, and the American left, couldn't get any stupider, they find a way to up the moron-ante.


* A footnote by a six-year-old clarifies that tungsten is also known as "Wulfram."


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