Sponsored Content
« Secret Hold Senator: Lott? | Main | Former Boulder DA: Mary Lacy Has "Been Had" »
August 19, 2006


Since I was just informed that my parody of the left's current talking-point mantra that "white rightwingers are just scaredy-cats who wet themselves at the sight of a 'brown person' on a plane" was "racist" (or just "racism disguised as parody"), I thought I'd share this with ScaredyPat:

I'm not ashamed of the sudden incontinence I experience when I see a swarthy person. The dark stain that radiates from my crotch isn't an external display of fear. It's a warning symbol to all around me that I've spotted a potential terrorist and will report him or her to the State Security Apparatus the moment I stop shaking enough to dial my cellphone.

Is this racism too?

Before you answer, you should know it's a parody... by a lefty. The tremendously unfunny leftist moron "Jesus' General" is sending this around to rightwingers, so smitten is he with his own wit.

Now: It seems to me we have two similar parodies, differentiated only by the fact that mine is actually funny. He's pretending to be rightwinger who is so afraid of "brown persons" he soils himself; I too, am pretending to be rightwinger who is so afraid of "brown persons" I soil myself. He's pretending to be that kind or rightwinger to make fun of rightwingers; I'm pretending to be that kind of rightwinger to make fun of leftwingers. Other than the ultimate target -- same schtick, same material (scary "brown people").

And yet-- mine is "racist," but I'm sure ScaredyPat will rush in to tell us all that Jesus' General is not racist, for some or other reason.


Thanks to Allah for the tip. "Jesus' General" sent this to me, too, but to my yahoo acount, which I don't often check.

PS: Has ScaredyPat seen the Jewish Conspiracy thread? My stars, what would she think of that!

Or perhaps she doesn't think that's antisemitic, because she thinks those Jewish Conspiracies are pretty much true.

digg this
posted by Ace at 10:49 AM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i]The early mission impossibles are kind of diffe ..."

Ciampino --- It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm.: "I haven't noticed Berseker on these blogs lately . ..."

JT: "Miklos I hope the Moe Treatment is going well. ..."

Lost In Space: "The Snapdragon 8cx gen 4 is 32% faster than Apple' ..."

Aetius451AD Work Laptop: "I tell myself this is not any later than I *usuall ..."

Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,: "Your Republican leadership at it's finest. I'm hop ..."

Ciampino -- It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm.: "Back in the MSDOS days, when one actually owned th ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "I got up partly because, once I stumbled out to ge ..."

Aunt Miklos Mandina: "Noodus pixyana Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius G'D ..."

Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,: "Unbelievable: https://tinyurl.com/43r6wtvn ( ..."

JT: " JT there was a Bad Blue up yesterday Posted by: ..."

Lost In Space: "G'day all. McCarthy, who pulled a coalition tog ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64