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August 18, 2006
Nudity + Dead Pig + Cuddling = State-Subsidized Performance Art
Warning: Contains pick of naked chick hugging a dead pig, and she's not nearly hot enough to justify clicking on it at work.
Although the dead pig has a cute little butt.
After pickled sheep, unmade beds and painting with elephant dung, some questioned where modern art could go next.
Kira O'Reilly will provide her own answer today by spending four hours naked, hugging a dead pig - at the taxpayer's expense.
The controversial Irish performance artist will invite one person at a time to watch her sit in a specially-constructed set and perform a 'crushing slow dance' with the carcass in her arms.
She claims the bizarre exhibition is an attempt to 'identify' with the pig, which she cuts with a knife during the show.
I like the basic idea, but I think we can improve on it. How about, instead of this pasty, shapeless art-hag, we have a smokin' hot porn actress like Celeste?
And instead of a dead pig, I'm thinking, "live clydesdale suffering from chronic priapism."
Now that's my kind of art.
Thanks to Lance.