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August 06, 2006

It Gets Funnier: Adnan Hajj Claims He Was Merely Attempting To Remove "Dust Marks" Under Poor Lighting Conditions

Patrick Kennedy immediately said, "Oh yeah, that's right, when I was drunk-driving at three o'clock in the morning, I was trying to remove dust-marks under poor lighting conditions, too."

More! The Mr. Green Helmet is on the job again, this time in Tyre. Not photoshop-jokes; this is a real photo from AP. (Wait.... I guess I shouldn't be so sure of the real part. Well, it wasn't photoshopped as far as I know.)

From both Rachel and Charles. Picture linked past the jump, as it's gory.

Mr. Green Helmet may just be a rescuer; but he never seems to be doing much rescuing. His job seems to be mainly appearing in photographs with corpses.

Could mean nothing; could mean something. Not sure.

He does seem to always be where the Zionist Outrage action is, though, doesn't he?

You know, legitimate questions have been raised about precisely who this guy is and what his role in the Lebanese government, if any, might be.

Has the media expressed any interest whatsoever in answering this question?

No.

posted by Ace at 04:40 PM

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